Days of our Lives Two Scoops Commentary (2016)
Days of our Lives opinion columns from 2016
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Love a storyline? Want to throw the remote at the screen during others? Our Two Scoops columnists feel the same way. Each week, they provide their own commentary on the action in the Two Scoops column.
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January 4, 2016
Almost paradiseFor just a minute, DAYS got a holiday right. There was fashion, romance, comedy and just the right amount of drama. Then it all came to a crashing halt. Let's sort through both the glamour and shame in this week's Two Scoops.
January 11, 2016
Knocking on heaven's doorNothing screams New Year's par-TAY like a fatal multicar pileup caused by a drunken former priest and a suspended cop who shot up Stefano. Who lived? Who died? And who will wish they had? Have a heart and read this week's Two Scoops to find out!
January 18, 2016
What a criminal worldEveryone seems to be a sinner in Salem these days, even the good guys. Hope's a killer. Rafe's an accomplice. Eric's a manslaughterer. Grab a blank rap sheet, and let's take a breakdown of all the illicit actions in this week's Special Two-Part Two Scoops!
January 25, 2016
Family tiesMove over, Cain and Abel! Deimos Kiriakis is in town, and big bro Victor isn't havin' any of it. At all. Though the House of Kiriakis isn't the only one whose family ties got a little more tangled -- John has new parents (again)! Let's untangle the new family tree histories in this week's Two Scoops!
February 1, 2016
Anything less than the best is a felonyDAYS stars shined as setting up for Sweeps was in full bloom! What will we see? What won't we see? And will we see an end to all the Dr. Dan praising anytime soon? Let's discuss all that plus redecorating the DiMera mansion in this week's Two Scoops!
February 8, 2016
Risky businessFebruary 15, 2016
Put another dime in the jukebox, babyCupid paid DAYS fans a solid this Valentine's Day with some remarkable renewal news! It's time to rock n' roll, party all night long, find out who was Salem's smooth criminal, and what these dreams all mean in this week's heart-shaped Two Scoops!
February 22, 2016
Gimme a break for heaven's sakeDAYS delivers more dark and depressing drama! "I'm shocked," says no one. Are the latest tragedies par for the daytime course, or is Salem really the saddest place in Soap Land? Grab a handful of happy pills for this week's Two Scoops!
February 29, 2016
Seasons changeWas bringing Ava back only to kill her off another sign of DAYS being too gloomy? Will the approaching spring bring a rebirth and a new light to Salem? This week the role of Two Scoops meteorologist will be played by one of our columnists' evil twins... er, siblings.
March 7, 2016
Scary stories to tell in the darkIn Salem, it was a dark and stormy night. Everywhere there was a fright! Stefano and Ava paid a ghostly call while nearly everyone celebrated that the Phoenix was gone once and for all. But danger still abounds, you will see, because crazy Benny is loony bin free! Grab a safety blanket when you make your swoop to read this week's eerie DAYS Two Scoops!
March 14, 2016
Coming cleanDAYS really took some steps in the right direction this week in terms of resolving or beginning to resolve some pressing issues. But, just as many resolutions and paths to healing came to light, so did a whole new brigade of twists, turns, and turmoil!
March 21, 2016
Everybody wants to rule the worldVillain? Oh, no, no, no. Meet the world's newest supervillain, Yo Ling. He's a tea sommelier who likes martial arts, brainwashing, torture, and long walks on the beach at sunset. Dislikes include 'Merica, blood diseases, and turncoats. Swipe right to get to know Yo Ling in this week's DAYS Two Scoops!
March 28, 2016
What would we do, baby, without us?April 4, 2016
Night of the creepsIt was a real fright night in Salem as several of our believed heroines faced evil! None of them walked away unscathed, and one of them may never walk again. Grab your safety blankies and flashlights for this week's eerie DAYS Two Scoops!
April 11, 2016
No one can save me, the damage is doneApril 18, 2016
Now I've got to pack my things and goApril 25, 2016
There comes a time when we heed a certain callIt was a real fright night in Salem as several of our beloved heroines faced evil! None of them walked away unscathed, and one of them may never walk again. Grab your safety blankies and flashlights for this week's eerie DAYS Two Scoops!
May 2, 2016
Party over, oops, out of timeHellacious outfits? Big hair galore? Awkward photos? The stench of body spray covering up Clearasil? Freak'n A, it must be prom night! And it was a gnarly evening, that is, until the Five-O came. Let's sneak out with a few Bartles & Jaymes wine coolers and chill to the max in this week's DAYS Two Scoops.
May 9, 2016
I know all the games you playWe kick off May Sweeps with a return from the dead, a funny family reunion, and a potential virus outbreak! Plus, our columnist makes the case for a couple to call it quits. Put on your Hazmat suit for this edition of Two Scoops!
May 16, 2016
Every now and then I fall apartMay 23, 2016
Your kiss is on my listPucker up, DAYS fans, because there was a lot of smooching going on in Salem last week! Nicole and Deimos made it to first base. Shawn and Belle did, too! Aiden and Hope had a rainy reunion peck. And Ciara dreamed about playing kissy face with Chad. Put on your favorite lip gloss and let's talk locking lips in this week's DAYS Two Scoops.
May 30, 2016
The more you knowMove over Punky Brewster and Blossom because Jennifer Horton is ushering in "a very special episode" of DAYS, complete with the return of Jack! And now that her drug addiction is out in the open, what's next for Salem's fallen sweetheart? Let's get super serious in this week's DAYS Two Scoops!
June 6, 2016
Growing painsJune 13, 2016
A very Brady Christmas carolJune 20, 2016
Too close for comfortJune 27, 2016
Nobody leaves this place without singing the bluesWhile the crazy train has left the station, one could say it also missed the boat. Did Abigail's departure live up to all the hype? Slip on your straitjacket and find out that answer and more in this week's wacky DAYS Two Scoops!
July 4, 2016
Cold-hearted snake?July 11, 2016
There's something strange in the neighborhoodJuly 18, 2016
Your gall is never endingJuly 25, 2016
You put the boom-boom into my heartWhew! A hopelessly devoted Hope and Rafe rebounded from Andre's explosive revenge attempt, but it's not sunshine and lollypops in Salem. Tater is still missing, which is causing a lot of tension in the House of Kiriakis. Let's play 'Who kidnapped the Tot' in this week's DAYS Two Scoops!
August 1, 2016
Sonny days, sweeping the clouds awaySonny makes it back to Salem just in time for the Kiriakis civil war. Can he work his powers of calm to bring peace? And will he ever get to meet his cousin Tate? Let's discuss it all in this edition of Two Scoops!
August 8, 2016
Let the games beginAugust 15, 2016
It should have been you: Our fixes for 10 DAYS casting mistakesDAYS may be on the sideline during the Olympics, but Two Scoops is still playing! Your faithful DAYS Two Scoopers have joined together to present a special Days of our Lives Summer Series special. First up, Summer of Swapping, where we get to pick out a better 'evil twin' for some of our favorite actors!
August 22, 2016
DAYS fans just wanna have funWell, the Olympics are over, but since there's nothing new to Two Scoops yet, have a little fun with your Two Scoopers Laurisa and Tony as they continue to switch things up in the second week of the Summer Series: Summer of Swaps! Find out who they think should visit Salem and who should take a little vacation.
August 29, 2016
Saved by the BelleSeptember 5, 2016
Somehow we made it throughAnd that's a wrap! DAYS reboots (again) on September 6. Last week was a time to tie up loose ends and say goodbye to the past eight months! We've been promised merrier DAYS ahead, so are you ready for what comes next? Celebrate making it through the dark times in this week's DAYS Two Scoops!
September 12, 2016
On the road againSeptember 19, 2016
Oh, you nasty boysOrpheus and Clyde and Xander, oh my! The terrible threesome was unleashed on Salem, but it might actually be one of the best things to happen to DAYS in a long time! Turn on the lights and grab a friend because there's safety in numbers in this week's DAYS Two Scoops!
September 26, 2016
Dark shadowsOctober 3, 2016
Salemites never say die!October 10, 2016
And the whole world has to answer right nowWho would have thought that the way to rescue Salem from a slump of tragedy and terror would be to unleash three killers into the heart of the town? Find out how the terrible trio are finally brightening up the place in this edition of Two Scoops.
October 17, 2016
The A teamOne bad guy down and...three 'bad guys' to thank? Will Salem ever be the same after thanking not one but two DiMera brothers? Find out how Andre, Kate, and Chad led the way to capture Clyde in this edition of Two Scoops.
October 24, 2016
Risin' up to the challenge of our rivalSeveral Salemites shined as heroes as the Trio of Terror, well, the Twosome of Terror's last games were played. But Xander isn't dead-dead, and Orpheus may not be as dead as he seems! Does Salem still have something to stress about? Don't worry about it in this week's DAYS Two Scoops!
October 31, 2016
Can't stop messin' with the danger zoneNovember 7, 2016
Girls just wanna have secretsNovember 14, 2016
In the name of loveLove may be the message, but in Salem, it's a bit hard to decipher sometimes. Find out what warm and wicked ways Salemites choose to show their loved ones they care. Yep, it's time to talk about love in this week's DAYS Two Scoops!
November 21, 2016
Murder, she wroteChad speaks the truth as Hope heads to the big house. But everyone else is right to want to break her out! Elsewhere, we said goodbye to a character who should have never left Salem. Let's discuss in this edition of Two Scoops.
November 28, 2016
Hey, little sister, who's the one that you want?December 5, 2016
The jewels of denialLove DAYS as we do, we admit that not every storyline can be a sparkling gem. Adrienne may be in denial about her health, others about Abigail's state of mind, and Gabi over her feelings for two men, but there's no denying these storylines are in critical condition. Let's diagnose the issues in this week's DAYS Two Scoops!
December 12, 2016
Think of me fondly when we've said goodbyeShould we implant all of the Johnsons with tracking devices? Did Brady get his groove back? And how amazing is it that Stefano's storyline is still one of the best parts of DAYS? Let's discuss it all -- and pay tribute to a DAYS legend -- in this edition of Two Scoops.
December 19, 2016
Hallelujah! Holy s--t! Where's the Tylenol?December 26, 2016
10th Annual Golden Donuts: The Best of Days of our LivesCelebrate another DAYS holiday tradition as Two Scoopers Laurisa and Tony team up to present the 10th Annual Golden Donut Awards! There'll be cheers, Limoncello drinks, dancing, and maybe even a music montage. So grab a Salem-issued gold-rimmed glass, and let's raise them together as we toast the best of the best in this week's DAYS Two Scoops!